Academic protest songs

@EvoNeuro added some new Academy-inspired lyrics to classic 60s era protest songs, which were just awesome. It inspired me to reword another song—classic, though not from the 60s.

Old profs oh yes they rob I

Sold I to the post-doc ship

Minutes after they passed me

from the Ph - D pit

But my brain was made strong

by the boot of the Academy

We forward this grad generation

Sorrowfully

Won't you help to sing

these songs of vain hope

Cause all I ever have

Rejection songs

Rejection songs

Almost feels wrong to use this particular song. But, I think the greatness of the real song can easily survive this silliness.